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Why do eggs hate jokes?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄

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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

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