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Fikiri
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Oct 3, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Andrew Mahiga
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Sep 18, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Masika
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 10, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jafari
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Aug 9, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 28, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Tambwe
Guest
May 21, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 17, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 13, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Majid
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Majid
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
