Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Binti (Guest) on November 5, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 30, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Rukia (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Chum (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Warda (Guest) on October 14, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Bakari (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Mashaka (Guest) on September 16, 2022
😄 Too good!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mashaka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 1, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Binti (Guest) on August 18, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 25, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Salum (Guest) on July 7, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Wande (Guest) on July 1, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 1, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 22, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Arifa (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Yahya (Guest) on June 11, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Rubea (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Baridi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Abubakari (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Jabir (Guest) on May 3, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 19, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 14, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Hassan (Guest) on April 2, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
John Mushi (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Kheri (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mazrui (Guest) on February 27, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 26, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Shamim (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Neema (Guest) on January 18, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Yusra (Guest) on November 23, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆