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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Maida
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 24, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Abubakari
Guest
May 24, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 9, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Husna
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Salma
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
