Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 23, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Chiku (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ahmed (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Amir (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 25, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 16, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hashim (Guest) on July 13, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 9, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Hawa (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 24, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Maida (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 24, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abubakari (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 9, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Khalifa (Guest) on April 23, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mazrui (Guest) on April 13, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 6, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 17, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on February 28, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on February 27, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 25, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Issa (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Sekela (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Halimah (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 4, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ndoto (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Salma (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zubeida (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mashaka (Guest) on November 14, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Josephine (Guest) on November 5, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Zakia (Guest) on November 3, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥