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George Tenga
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Dec 22, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Habiba
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Dec 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
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Dec 13, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Mwajuma
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Dec 2, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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John Kamande
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Nov 25, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Kiza
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Nov 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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James Malima
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Jul 20, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 23, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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George Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2021
๐ What a joke!
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Asha
Guest
May 13, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Juma
Guest
May 13, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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George Tenga
Guest
May 5, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Mary Njeri
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Apr 24, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Philip Nyaga
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Apr 1, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Wande
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Mar 1, 2021
๐ This made my day!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Yahya
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Feb 24, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Masika
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Feb 17, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Kazija
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Feb 13, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
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Feb 3, 2021
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Athumani
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Jan 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Faith Kariuki
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Jan 23, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
