Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Biashara (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Jamal (Guest) on August 30, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Hamida (Guest) on August 14, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Husna (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Amina (Guest) on August 2, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 18, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 13, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Raha (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Leila (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 22, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Safiya (Guest) on May 21, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Umi (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 13, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rabia (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jabir (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 22, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rahim (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Hamida (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 26, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Warda (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

George Tenga (Guest) on February 9, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 5, 2021

😂 So funny!

Mgeni (Guest) on February 2, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 22, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jafari (Guest) on January 13, 2021

😄 You got me!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 9, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Zakia (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Asha (Guest) on December 12, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Maulid (Guest) on December 10, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Biashara (Guest) on December 8, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Sarafina (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jamila (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️