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Sharon Kibiru
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Sep 22, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 16, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Husna
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Amina
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Leila
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 31, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 26, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Chiku
Guest
May 25, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 24, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 22, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Safiya
Guest
May 21, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 10, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Raha
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Warda
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Asha
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️