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Sharon Kibiru
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Sep 22, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Biashara
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Sep 7, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Jamal
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Aug 30, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
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Aug 16, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 16, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Hamida
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Aug 14, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 14, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Husna
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Aug 11, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 4, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Amina
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Aug 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Grace Mushi
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Jul 28, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jul 27, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jun 13, 2021
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Raha
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Leila
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Stephen Amollo
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May 31, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Jane Malecela
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May 26, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Chiku
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May 25, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 24, 2021
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 22, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Safiya
Guest
May 21, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 10, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Umi
Guest
May 6, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Joseph Mallya
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May 1, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Raha
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Jabir
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Apr 1, 2021
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Rahim
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Mar 22, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Hamida
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Mar 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 17, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Warda
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mrope
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Feb 20, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Feb 18, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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George Tenga
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Feb 9, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
๐ So funny!
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
๐ You got me!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
๐ This is gold!
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 23, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Asha
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Dec 12, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ