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David Nyerere
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Nov 3, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Wande
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Maida
Guest
May 20, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Salma
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Juma
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
