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Sultan
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Aug 10, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Wande
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Aug 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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John Mushi
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Aug 4, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Raha
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Warda
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 27, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 26, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 24, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 23, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Salima
Guest
May 22, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 17, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 16, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
May 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 5, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Binti
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Chris Okello
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Jan 7, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Shani
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Henry Mollel
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Sep 27, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Alex Nakitare
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Sep 26, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
