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Mwanaidi
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Nov 4, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Maida
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 22, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zawadi
Guest
May 15, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 10, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 6, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 5, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Josephine
Guest
May 4, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 3, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Safiya
Guest
May 2, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Leila
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
