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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Salum
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Salma
Guest
May 29, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 25, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shukuru
Guest
May 21, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 15, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 9, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Amina
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Farida
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Makame
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
