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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
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I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

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