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Joy Wacera
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Aug 13, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Salum
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Neema
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Neema
Guest
May 23, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Azima
Guest
May 20, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Bahati
Guest
May 15, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 14, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 14, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Habiba
Guest
May 8, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Salma
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Husna
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Wande
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
