Frank Macha (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mchawi (Guest) on July 6, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mhina (Guest) on June 27, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Habiba (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 1, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 20, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 28, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Asha (Guest) on April 7, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Kiza (Guest) on March 26, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Habiba (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 4, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Chum (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on December 22, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fadhila (Guest) on December 19, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Safiya (Guest) on December 5, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 1, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 7, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Yusra (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 11, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Maneno (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Ahmed (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

James Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 26, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nashon (Guest) on August 25, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Hamida (Guest) on August 16, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 15, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nyota (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rahim (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Leila (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Maimuna (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Leila (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jamila (Guest) on July 15, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Fikiri (Guest) on June 3, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟