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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 20, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 13, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 12, 2021
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Asha
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Chum
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Asha
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Leila
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Leila
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Stephen Mushi
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Jul 16, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐