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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 9, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Peter Mwambui
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Aug 26, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 9, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Warda
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Janet Mbithe
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Jul 25, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 30, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 9, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 1, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Ann Awino
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Mar 22, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Wande
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Victor Malima
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Feb 5, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Wande
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Amina
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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George Wanjala
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Dec 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Issa
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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David Kawawa
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Nov 12, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
