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Henry Sokoine
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Oct 25, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Henry Sokoine
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Sep 29, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Issack
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Shani
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 21, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Rukia
Guest
May 19, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mchawi
Guest
May 10, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 7, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Issack
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
