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Zulekha
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Dec 30, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Wande
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Amina
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Maida
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Leila
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Maida
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Raha
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 31, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 24, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 21, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 19, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 19, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 18, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
