Which Budgie owns the cage?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 30, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Halima (Guest) on June 25, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Farida (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Maida (Guest) on June 11, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 7, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mchawi (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 19, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Hashim (Guest) on March 18, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Faiza (Guest) on March 15, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kiza (Guest) on February 28, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nasra (Guest) on February 16, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Issack (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

George Mallya (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on January 20, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kassim (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Kheri (Guest) on September 19, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 12, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Husna (Guest) on September 3, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 3, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 15, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwanais (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mariam (Guest) on July 3, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️