Riddle: "Which Budgie owns the cage? ๐ฆ๐ "
Short Answer: "None! The cage owns them all! ๐"
Explanation: This playful answer suggests that in the quirky world of budgies, the cage reigns supreme! Rather than any single budgie owning the cage, it humorously implies that the cage has a hold over all the budgies, making it the true owner. This lighthearted response adds a touch of whimsy to the question, putting a smile on the reader's face. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 30, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on June 25, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Farida (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Maida (Guest) on June 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 7, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 23, 2021
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Mchawi (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 19, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on March 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on March 15, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on February 28, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Nasra (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
George Mallya (Guest) on January 24, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on January 20, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
George Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Kassim (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 6, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Kheri (Guest) on September 19, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 16, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 12, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on September 3, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 3, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 15, 2020
๐ That punchline!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on July 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on July 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ