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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Halima
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Raha
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Athumani
Guest
May 22, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shani
Guest
May 21, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Omar
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
