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Rose Amukowa
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Dec 14, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Azima
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Wande
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Makame
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
May 30, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ahmed
Guest
May 26, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 25, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nyota
Guest
May 24, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 18, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rabia
Guest
May 14, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 9, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 7, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Halima
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Husna
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
