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Joyce Mussa
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Dec 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Binti
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shani
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Issa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Yusra
Guest
May 31, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Azima
Guest
May 28, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 4, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Amina
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Omari
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
