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Hellen Nduta
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Jan 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Patrick Mutua
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Dec 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Azima
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 26, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 8, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
