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Jaffar
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Oct 20, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Wande
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Maida
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mzee
Guest
May 16, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Makame
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Juma
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Majid
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Amina
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Raha
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
