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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Baridi
Guest
May 28, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 21, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 14, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 5, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Tambwe
Guest
May 4, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zuhura
Guest
May 3, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 3, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Abubakar
Guest
May 1, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Issack
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Neema
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Husna
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Juma
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
