Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 13, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nasra (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 3, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

James Kimani (Guest) on September 27, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Ahmed (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

David Chacha (Guest) on September 21, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 21, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 15, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Masika (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 5, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 31, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Khamis (Guest) on July 28, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Yusuf (Guest) on July 24, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mgeni (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Salima (Guest) on July 11, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 1, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Sumaya (Guest) on May 16, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mjaka (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Athumani (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Ndoto (Guest) on April 11, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Maimuna (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mzee (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nashon (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 22, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Abdullah (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 28, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sofia (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Kiza (Guest) on December 22, 2020

😂 So funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

James Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!