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Kheri
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Oct 26, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Issa
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Salma
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mustafa
Guest
May 27, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 25, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 23, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 13, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Omari
Guest
May 6, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Baraka
Guest
May 2, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Warda
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Azima
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
