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Ruth Mtangi
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Oct 30, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Asha
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Aziza
Guest
May 26, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 23, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Baridi
Guest
May 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mustafa
Guest
May 8, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Shani
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Farida
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Wande
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
