Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" 🥒❤️ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" 🙌🏼🥒
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. 🥒❤️🙌🏼
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Khamis (Guest) on August 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 27, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Yahya (Guest) on July 16, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Zakaria (Guest) on July 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 30, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Kassim (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Maimuna (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 25, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 23, 2020
😄 Too good!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Zawadi (Guest) on March 29, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 23, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
David Chacha (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Juma (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 1, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Tambwe (Guest) on February 29, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Shamsa (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Makame (Guest) on January 31, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 26, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Mgeni (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 3, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 28, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Baridi (Guest) on November 25, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mhina (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Issack (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Salma (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄