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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Amir
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Chum
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Khadija
Guest
May 31, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 30, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 29, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Tambwe
Guest
May 26, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 22, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Aziza
Guest
May 16, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 16, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 5, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Binti
Guest
May 1, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Amani
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Amina
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Husna
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Masika
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
