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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Juma
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Issa
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 31, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 27, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 23, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 4, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Makame
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Omar
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Neema
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Shani
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
