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Shukuru
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Sep 9, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Emily Chepngeno
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Sep 6, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sarafina
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Sep 1, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Anna Mchome
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Aug 23, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Faith Kariuki
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Aug 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Irene Akoth
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Aug 7, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Kheri
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Aug 5, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Mligo
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Jul 31, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Monica Lissu
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Jul 24, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Hellen Nduta
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Jul 15, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Salima
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jaffar
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Jun 2, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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David Ochieng
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May 14, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Bahati
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May 11, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Catherine Naliaka
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Apr 28, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 22, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Charles Mboje
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Apr 2, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rehema
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Mar 27, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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James Malima
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Mar 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Chris Okello
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Feb 7, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 6, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 1, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Nancy Komba
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Jan 31, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jan 11, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Francis Mtangi
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Jan 7, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Majid
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Bakari
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Jan 5, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 15, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mjaka
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Dec 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 20, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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John Lissu
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Nov 19, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Nov 4, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Samuel Were
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Sep 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
