Name her Patty! π
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 29, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 1, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Mustafa (Guest) on September 12, 2020
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 5, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 27, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2020
π This made my day!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2020
π Totally hilarious!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 11, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 11, 2020
π I needed that!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Chiku (Guest) on May 2, 2020
π This is gold!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Issa (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Muslima (Guest) on April 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2020
π Can't stop laughing!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 29, 2020
π So funny!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Biashara (Guest) on March 20, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Nashon (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mjaka (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2020
π Rolling on the floor!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Juma (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Nassar (Guest) on February 28, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Mchuma (Guest) on February 24, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Mgeni (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
James Kimani (Guest) on January 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Yusra (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
George Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 13, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Sarafina (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Rukia (Guest) on January 7, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Rahim (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Nchi (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2019
π Iβm dying!
Makame (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 21, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»