What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 11, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 7, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Hashim (Guest) on August 2, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
Selemani (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Safiya (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 25, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Rahim (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Sultan (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 2, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 28, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 20, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Fatuma (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Omar (Guest) on June 3, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Arifa (Guest) on May 5, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Zuhura (Guest) on April 11, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 9, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mhina (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mzee (Guest) on April 1, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Fikiri (Guest) on March 24, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Zulekha (Guest) on February 22, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 9, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Amir (Guest) on February 3, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rubea (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Salma (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Shani (Guest) on January 3, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Leila (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
James Kimani (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mchuma (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Tambwe (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Hashim (Guest) on December 8, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Biashara (Guest) on December 6, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Sultan (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 27, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Jamila (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 15, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
James Kimani (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Farida (Guest) on October 8, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Khalifa (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Sarafina (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰