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Omari
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Azima
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Husna
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 25, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Abdillah
Guest
May 18, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 18, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 6, 2020
๐ This is a keeper!
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Majid
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Farida
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
