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Omari
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Nov 10, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Azima
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Husna
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 25, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Abdillah
Guest
May 18, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 18, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 6, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Majid
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Farida
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
