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Mwajuma
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Mar 3, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Raphael Okoth
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Feb 23, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 28, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Charles Mchome
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Jan 26, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Juma
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Omari
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Amir
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Binti
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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James Malima
Guest
May 31, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 31, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 14, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 13, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 7, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
