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Athumani
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Jan 2, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
๐ Too good!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Farida
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Warda
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Omar
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Asha
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Abdillah
Guest
May 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Josephine
Guest
May 17, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Latifa
Guest
May 2, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
๐ This is gold!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Hassan
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Feb 22, 2020
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐