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Catherine Naliaka
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Sep 12, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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James Mduma
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Sep 8, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Makame
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Sep 3, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Tabu
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Aug 24, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Kassim
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Aug 18, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Dorothy Nkya
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Aug 5, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Bernard Oduor
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Aug 3, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mustafa
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Jul 31, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jul 4, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 17, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Miriam Mchome
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Jun 4, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 18, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 7, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Jane Malecela
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May 7, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Apr 18, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Baridi
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Mar 28, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 16, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Lydia Mutheu
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Feb 23, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Feb 11, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Feb 7, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Amir
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Jan 27, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Alice Mwikali
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Jan 22, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Charles Mboje
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Jan 17, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Janet Sumaye
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Jan 7, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Dec 24, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Salma
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Leila
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Dec 7, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 4, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Anthony Kariuki
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Nov 30, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Fatuma
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Nov 24, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Lucy Mushi
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Nov 23, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 17, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Jafari
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Nov 8, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 3, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Robert Okello
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Oct 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rahim
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Oct 29, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zakia
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Oct 27, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
😆 Saving this one!