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What kind of murderer has fiber?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️‍♀️🍞

A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄

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👥 Catherine Naliaka Guest Sep 12, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
👥 James Mduma Guest Sep 8, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
👥 Makame Guest Sep 3, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
👥 Tabu Guest Aug 24, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
👥 Kassim Guest Aug 18, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
👥 Bahati Guest Aug 15, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
👥 Dorothy Nkya Guest Aug 5, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
👥 Bernard Oduor Guest Aug 3, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
👥 Mustafa Guest Jul 31, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
👥 Ahmed Guest Jul 23, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
👥 Moses Mwita Guest Jul 9, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Jul 8, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
👥 Sharon Kibiru Guest Jul 4, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
👥 Ruth Mtangi Guest Jun 17, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️
👥 John Lissu Guest Jun 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
👥 Betty Cheruiyot Guest Jun 12, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
👥 Miriam Mchome Guest Jun 4, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
👥 Zainab Guest Jun 2, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
👥 Dorothy Mwakalindile Guest Jun 1, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
👥 Joseph Kiwanga Guest May 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
👥 Margaret Anyango Guest May 18, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
👥 Simon Kiprono Guest May 7, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
👥 Jane Malecela Guest May 7, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
👥 Vincent Mwangangi Guest Apr 18, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
👥 Isaac Kiptoo Guest Apr 15, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Apr 13, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
👥 Agnes Njeri Guest Apr 12, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
👥 Dorothy Nkya Guest Apr 9, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
👥 Baridi Guest Mar 28, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
👥 Philip Nyaga Guest Mar 16, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
👥 Chiku Guest Feb 24, 2020
😆 That punchline!
👥 Lydia Mutheu Guest Feb 23, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Feb 14, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
👥 Dorothy Mwakalindile Guest Feb 11, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
👥 Moses Kipkemboi Guest Feb 7, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
👥 Abdillah Guest Feb 5, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
👥 Sumaya Guest Jan 29, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
👥 Amir Guest Jan 27, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
👥 Alice Mwikali Guest Jan 22, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
👥 Charles Mboje Guest Jan 17, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
👥 Janet Sumaye Guest Jan 7, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
👥 Mhina Guest Jan 4, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
👥 George Tenga Guest Jan 2, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
👥 Edwin Ndambuki Guest Dec 24, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
👥 Salma Guest Dec 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
👥 Ahmed Guest Dec 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
👥 Leila Guest Dec 7, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
👥 Ruth Mtangi Guest Dec 4, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
👥 Mariam Kawawa Guest Dec 4, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Nov 30, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
👥 Fatuma Guest Nov 24, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥 Lucy Mushi Guest Nov 23, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
👥 Mary Kendi Guest Nov 17, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
👥 Jafari Guest Nov 8, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Nov 3, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
👥 Robert Okello Guest Oct 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
👥 Rahim Guest Oct 29, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
👥 Zakia Guest Oct 27, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
👥 Maimuna Guest Oct 24, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
👥 Abubakar Guest Oct 18, 2019
😆 Saving this one!

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