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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Omar
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Amir
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lucy Mushi
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Jan 10, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Leila
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Farida
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
May 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Farida
Guest
May 21, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Furaha
Guest
May 17, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 15, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 14, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 2, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
