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James Kawawa
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Nov 25, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Paul Kamau
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Nov 15, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Masika
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Omari
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Amani
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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John Kamande
Guest
May 21, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Arifa
Guest
May 8, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Neema
Guest
May 1, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Neema
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
