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Hashim
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Feb 27, 2021
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Jane Muthoni
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Feb 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Daudi
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Feb 15, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Amir
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Feb 12, 2021
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Frank Macha
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Jan 31, 2021
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Sumaya
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Jan 30, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jan 23, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Mchuma
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Jan 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Grace Njuguna
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Jan 16, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Mercy Atieno
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Jan 11, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Majid
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Jan 4, 2021
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Athumani
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Jan 1, 2021
π This is pure brilliance!
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Janet Mwikali
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Dec 31, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 23, 2020
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mchome
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Dec 4, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
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Victor Malima
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Nov 28, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Agnes Njeri
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Nov 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Nassor
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Oct 31, 2020
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Sofia
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Oct 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Mazrui
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Oct 2, 2020
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Violet Mumo
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Sep 30, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Shani
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Sep 27, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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John Kamande
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Sep 23, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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David Kawawa
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Sep 10, 2020
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Peter Mwambui
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Sep 5, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 21, 2020
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Maulid
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Aug 12, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Biashara
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Aug 11, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Henry Mollel
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Jul 29, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Susan Wangari
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Jul 28, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Mary Sokoine
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Jul 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Kazija
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Jul 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Hamida
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Jul 15, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Faith Kariuki
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Jul 5, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Rabia
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Jun 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 23, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Azima
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Jun 14, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Janet Sumari
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May 26, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Yahya
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May 18, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Wilson Ombati
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May 16, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Khatib
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May 5, 2020
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Mwanais
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May 4, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Apr 11, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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Yahya
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Apr 10, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 9, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 15, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Alice Mwikali
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Mar 1, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Grace Majaliwa
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Feb 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Janet Mwikali
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Feb 19, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Betty Akinyi
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Feb 15, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Catherine Naliaka
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Feb 8, 2020
π This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 31, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Mustafa
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Jan 28, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jan 22, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Asha
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Jan 15, 2020
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Arifa
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Jan 6, 2020
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
