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Hashim
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Feb 27, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jane Muthoni
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Feb 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Amir
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Majid
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Shani
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Azima
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 26, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Yahya
Guest
May 18, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 16, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Khatib
Guest
May 5, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 4, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Asha
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
