Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Khadija (Guest) on October 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 20, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 20, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 7, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mzee (Guest) on October 4, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Shani (Guest) on September 30, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Safiya (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 19, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Jabir (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 13, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 20, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Fadhila (Guest) on August 10, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Majid (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Khamis (Guest) on August 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 30, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 29, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 10, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Aziza (Guest) on May 23, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Selemani (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Khadija (Guest) on April 21, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Maida (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 16, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Shukuru (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 4, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 22, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 17, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2020
😄 Too good!
Jafari (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Leila (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Aziza (Guest) on March 8, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
George Tenga (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖