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Mtumwa
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Nov 2, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Shani
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Majid
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Majid
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Aziza
Guest
May 23, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 4, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Selemani
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Leila
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
