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George Tenga
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Feb 10, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 28, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Ramadhan
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Jan 13, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Jan 12, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Chris Okello
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Jan 7, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Alice Wanjiru
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Nov 7, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Halima
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Binti
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Kevin Maina
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May 27, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 23, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Maneno
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May 21, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nassar
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Amina
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Apr 16, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Agnes Lowassa
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Apr 9, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Lucy Mushi
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Mar 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jamal
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Feb 11, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Chum
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
