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Makame
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Aug 27, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Daniel Obura
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Aug 19, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Rehema
Guest
May 18, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 15, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 10, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Baraka
Guest
May 4, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Abubakar
Guest
May 1, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Juma
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Neema
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Maida
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Juma
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Binti
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
