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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 24, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Yusra
Guest
May 12, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Daudi
Guest
May 8, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 5, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Khatib
Guest
May 5, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 4, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Chum
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Makame
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Farida
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
