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Selemani
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Amina
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Raha
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Halima
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Salma
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Salum
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Shani
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 31, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Khatib
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Safiya
Guest
May 14, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 11, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kheri
Guest
May 6, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Binti
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
