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David Sokoine
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Jan 13, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Husna
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Farida
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Leila
Guest
May 12, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 11, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jamal
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
😂 So funny!
