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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 22, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Anna Sumari
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Sep 21, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Fadhila
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Sep 18, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Masika
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 8, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kheri
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Aug 2, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 30, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mashaka
Guest
May 23, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Azima
Guest
May 22, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 22, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Furaha
Guest
May 14, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 12, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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John Malisa
Guest
May 10, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 5, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Salma
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
