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Chiku
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Nov 21, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Makame
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Leila
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Chum
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Hassan
Guest
May 31, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 24, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 14, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 9, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 8, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Wande
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Binti
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
