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Richard Mulwa
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Nov 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Irene Akoth
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Nov 13, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jamal
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Oct 27, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Mduma
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Oct 20, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nassor
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Oct 16, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alice Mrema
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Oct 13, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Grace Minja
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Sep 26, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Aziza
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Sep 19, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 17, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mtumwa
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Sep 1, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Amir
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Aug 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mwanaidha
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Aug 29, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Diana Mumbua
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Aug 25, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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John Lissu
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Aug 20, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Jafari
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Aug 17, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Salum
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Aug 13, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 4, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Elizabeth Malima
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Jul 31, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mustafa
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Jul 29, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwakisu
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Jul 26, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Rashid
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Jul 22, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Diana Mumbua
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Jul 21, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 20, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 1, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Alex Nakitare
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Jun 29, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Hawa
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Jun 29, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Tambwe
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Jun 19, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Alice Mwikali
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Jun 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jun 9, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 29, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
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May 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Victor Malima
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May 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Linda Karimi
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May 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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George Ndungu
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May 1, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Nyota
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Apr 16, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 10, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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David Musyoka
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Apr 7, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Faiza
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Apr 5, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 4, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Apr 3, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Warda
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Mar 27, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Sarah Karani
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Mar 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Khamis
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Mar 5, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kassim
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Mar 4, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Kahina
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Mar 1, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Baridi
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Feb 22, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
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Feb 18, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Binti
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Feb 17, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Feb 10, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jan 26, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Khadija
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Jan 24, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Chiku
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Dec 27, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Lissu
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Dec 11, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
