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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 10, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Halima
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Juma
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jamal
Guest
May 28, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Muslima
Guest
May 21, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Kahina
Guest
May 18, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Farida
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
