Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Rehema (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 22, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on September 5, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 22, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Neema (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
James Malima (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on May 19, 2020
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 18, 2020
๐ You got me!
Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Arifa (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on May 4, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Kazija (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
Yahya (Guest) on January 30, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on January 27, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
Maimuna (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
John Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 27, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Leila (Guest) on November 26, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Hawa (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Kazija (Guest) on November 9, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Mhina (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ